Umm. I have something to share with you.
Here is our forecast for the next week from the Elders website:
39°C (today. my car just registered 44 on my kindy pick-up drive)
42°C
41°C
42°C
42°C
42°C
40°C
and here in the big smoke of Toobeah we are usually about 2 degree's hotter than Goondiwindi.
but that's not the bit that I want to share with you...
The aforementioned forecast is for the specific time that I will be shoved in a small tin box with two other people and two large other girls of the bovine kind Artificially Inseminating.
Yes, that's right, I'm a bovine lady of love - with my arm shoved right up the clacker of 600 cows on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.
Torture you say? - I think so.
4 comments:
I don't want you to have to do that!! The heat is much worse than last year when I was there. Be careful sweetie. I love you.
can't speak...pissing my self laughing....bloody hell!!! The had up the fanny isn't the problem it the steam off the SHIT that stinks!!
Wear a flower in your hair while you do it!!
and book in for a walcha retreat when all is done.
Ummm...wow, don't even know what to say. Do you smoke a cigarette afterwards?
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