Monday, November 16, 2009

bovine lovin'

Umm. I have something to share with you.

Here is our forecast for the next week from the Elders website:

39°C (today. my car just registered 44 on my kindy pick-up drive)

and here in the big smoke of Toobeah we are usually about 2 degree's hotter than Goondiwindi.

but that's not the bit that I want to share with you...

The aforementioned forecast is for the specific time that I will be shoved in a small tin box with two other people and two large other girls of the bovine kind Artificially Inseminating.

Yes, that's right, I'm a bovine lady of love - with my arm shoved right up the clacker of 600 cows on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.

Torture you say? - I think so.


Mom said...

I don't want you to have to do that!! The heat is much worse than last year when I was there. Be careful sweetie. I love you.

Leonie Guld said...

can't speak...pissing my self laughing....bloody hell!!! The had up the fanny isn't the problem it the steam off the SHIT that stinks!!

Jen Kealey said...

Wear a flower in your hair while you do it!!
and book in for a walcha retreat when all is done.

Julie said..., don't even know what to say. Do you smoke a cigarette afterwards?